I'm Merging Newsletters (Because: Sanity)
Hello, people who have put up with my random nonsense for years!Last week, I cross-posted from my new newsletter about everything going on with our company (Chill Subs).Since I spend virtually all of...
View ArticleMy Brother Eats Carrots. I Get Hit with Sticks.
My brother Kevin had a baby, a beautiful little girl who cries, stress vomits, and has too much gas. I never thought I’d have so much in common with a baby. My brother was prepared for her arrival....
View ArticleFlying Through a Fuckstorm of Ass Bats
Two weeks ago, I had a feeling: I am going to die. I'd been bought, sold, fucked, re-packaged, torn open, re-fucked, sleep-starved, and stuffed into a little tube 33,000 feet in the air before, as a...
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